The "Undocumented Feature" v9.8 Staple (Stretchable)

We’ve all been there: you find a catastrophic vulnerability, but the dev team calls it "intended behavior." This Premium Short Sleeve Tee is a tribute to the finest "undocumented features" in the history of software. Engineered for a clean, classic fit with a soft yet durable feel, this shirt provides maximum comfort for your next debate over a CVSS score. With a smooth surface for high-quality technical printing and reinforced construction, it’s a reliable go-to for your next security conference or long night of research

Material: Crafted from a premium blend of 95% cotton and 5% elastane, offering a soft, breathable feel with natural stretch for added flexibility and comfort.

Fit: Designed with a unisex silhouette that adapts to all body types—providing a clean, structured look with a comfortable, stretchable fit.

Use: Ideal for daily wear, travel, or layering—this t-shirt combines ease of movement with a polished appearance.

Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on prints or embellishments.